So there I am cleaning up the kitchen after putting food down for my two pugs, the pug I am pug sitting for, and my Great Dane, Bruce. These little weasels act like they have never eaten before, even the Dane. They jump about and inhale their food, without tasting or chewing.
On to the real story, so there I am admiring how the pug that I was sitting for was trying to eat the tile off the floor, that is when I heard it. That unmistakable sound of stomach reversal. The Dane had thrown up on the small rug in the front room and was circling the hardwood to lay down another pile. By the time the noise stopped, there were three mountains of warm, bubbling retch! <gagg> I am gagging right now thinking of it! Well I knew that i had to clean it up, the question was with what? I knew that not only would papertowels not work, but I’d feel the warmth of the pile of wretch and probably contribute a fourth pile.
I decided to try plastic bags. I knew that it wouldn’t get on me, that way. I would likely feel the warm mess and puke anyhow, but I couldn’t leave it there to cool. As you may have guessed, If you have or have had pugs, that as soon as they have eaten, inspected each others bowls, and licked the ProPlan atoms off the surrounding floor, they inspect the Dane’s bowl. They noticed that although the “bowl” was empty, there were three piles of ABC Giant Breed Formula for the taking. I thought for a moment to push them away, then I turned away and let nature take its’ course.
In the spirit of disclosure, I shall admit to recording this act. It wasn’t lots of video, but it was all I could get before having to run to the bathroom in dry heaves.
P.S.
They are efficient little buggers! :)
AFTER
GluTTon
