So you got your cellphone jacked?
Unsuspecting, you left your cellphone in plain sight. Unattended...well that is until someone helped you out.
Try not to feel like an epic failure if possible. Look on the bright side, your $500 Apple iPhone wasn't jacked by your daughter. You didn't get the "What do you want me to do about it? I don't have an iPhone. I'm not buying you one!" from your ex-wife.
All you need to do is sit down with a nice tall icy glass of Fool. The first rule of fight-club is to admit that you made a bone-head move. You actually thought that you could leave out an expensive piece of electronic gadgetry without it growing legs and leaving. You also made the Fool mistake of underestimating the people that surround you. Temptation can get the better of people.
Conclusion:
1. You learned a valuable lesson
2. You don't have it half as bad as the one who stole it, in hopes of making a quick buck to support some sort of meth habit.
EOT
Try not to feel like an epic failure if possible. Look on the bright side, your $500 Apple iPhone wasn't jacked by your daughter. You didn't get the "What do you want me to do about it? I don't have an iPhone. I'm not buying you one!" from your ex-wife.
All you need to do is sit down with a nice tall icy glass of Fool. The first rule of fight-club is to admit that you made a bone-head move. You actually thought that you could leave out an expensive piece of electronic gadgetry without it growing legs and leaving. You also made the Fool mistake of underestimating the people that surround you. Temptation can get the better of people.
Conclusion:
1. You learned a valuable lesson
2. You don't have it half as bad as the one who stole it, in hopes of making a quick buck to support some sort of meth habit.
EOT
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That guy has to subsidize his gubmint cheese.