It was bound to happen. A dozen homes, a bazillion dollars, supermodel wife, family, adoring fans and to top it all off, the ability to say “ I don’t have a single worry in the world.” Now with that said: Lets go get some strange!!
What was this dumf_ck thinking?
I know people with jobless wives, carrying around an extra 20-70lbs to boot, they don’t have much in life except the opportunity to get some strange when it presents itself. What do they do? They go home to their jobless wives, carrying around an extra 20-70lbs, that’s what they do, they go home and swing the club on their own green. It ain't Turtle Bay, but it's home.
Is his business my business? Absolutley not……….but bitch please! Give me 1% of the money he INVESTS each month, and I will feel like Leo on the bow.
And I’ll take a pass on the strange, thanks.
What was this dumf_ck thinking?
I know people with jobless wives, carrying around an extra 20-70lbs to boot, they don’t have much in life except the opportunity to get some strange when it presents itself. What do they do? They go home to their jobless wives, carrying around an extra 20-70lbs, that’s what they do, they go home and swing the club on their own green. It ain't Turtle Bay, but it's home.
Is his business my business? Absolutley not……….but bitch please! Give me 1% of the money he INVESTS each month, and I will feel like Leo on the bow.
And I’ll take a pass on the strange, thanks.
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The way I see it is this. We all make mistakes, I don't want Tiger chiming in on my mess-ups.
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Agreed. No wait. I would love Tiger to chime in on my mistakes. Then I could say, "Hey Tiger Woods is talking about me."
Granted he shouldnt have to go on Larry King, Oprah, Good Morning America, etc. and answer stupid questions. The guy took a couple ho's to the stabbin cabin. Mistake in anyones playbook.
But when you are Tiger Woods, permission granted to realize the fact that some people pay more attention to your bowel movements than their own lives.
You ain't livin in a vacuum, holmes.
In hindsight, I was buying into the vomitorium known as the mainstream media by even posting such tripe. I saw the worm, I bit, but I spit out the hook now I am free!
I'm just glad I spit it out before I became so engrossed that I made a motion picture with a central theme revolving around his inpropriety.
Thanks for bringing me back down to earth......
no worries..that SOLID was on the house.
-GluTTon
As was the gratis reference to an OnCue joint.