When is it necessary to request help?

It may appear to start harmlessly enough. When that cool 80's song comes on the radio, you may feel your leg start to twitch. This is all normal for ordinary people. It is not normal to start full on spastics once the riff hits, however. When you hear that song on the radio and your natural animalistic tendency is to seek out the closest human smaller than yourself and inflict bodily harm and annoyances, then my friend you need help.

When you find it necessary to call family and friends on their mobile devices and when they don't answer, leave messages claiming that you are from some established credible organization.... You need to seek treatment. This is especially evident when after a soft tone in your conversation you spike the decibels up to ear bleeding with such buzz words as "HAAAA!"

If any of the above scenarios seem all too familiar, I urge you to do the right thing. Clear your mind of all false hopes that you will make Gummy Bear Juice from Gummy Bears (Even Black Forrest Ones) in a shot glass. Abandon hope of creating chocolate sauce from morsals....It will only succeed in ruining a good measuring cup. If you were to purchase a HAA Click Oink Snapp Woo Hoo, do not tell your mother about it. This scar leaves a lasting mark.

...Lastly I must tell you , if you have the urge to handcuff younger sibling's hands behind there backs and push them face first into the lawn or even out of the blue knee your own father in the jewels, you need to do society a 'solid' and check into the local shrinks couch for a few one-on-ones.

P.S.
Don't mention that you hear voices in you head, some people actually answer yes to that one.



HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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