I now know what it was like on the night the Titanic went down..
I had to search through Spotify and find the tunes, because I just couldn't fathom what was actually happening. A patch to a system was going to be applied at midnight. A patch that has broken the system and caused a sev 1 outage just a few days back.
Well thank the Gods that Engineering has blessed the patch as not impacting the thing that caused the outage on Monday. Even though the system functioned as expected before the patch and was a broken heap of junk scraps following. Why would anyone conclude it was the patch, right?! Only an animal would think or insinuate such a thing.
Well they did want just "a few minutes" to talk it over with some people with 13 minutes to zero hour. I said, cut the crap and just stop the patch. I was actually contemplating letting the F-Bomb Bay door loose at 10 till, but withheld this and opted for a quiet violin and Obo solo from the titanic orchestra.
I now know how it must have been. The clock ticking down and you know its happening. You thank those that have long suffered with you on the bridge. The f'er in the crows nest screaming about the damn iceberg. The anus at the wheel trying to steer you away from the fuckkin ice, only to smile as the fucker gets ripped in two. The stern flailing out of the icy waters. Sorry Rose. This won't be a happy ending.
Midnight, the time of reckoning has came and went and we are informed that the patch is scheduled to be deployed anytime between 12:00 and 04:00. Thus we can assume full on Sausage within this timeframe.
-Str8 Sausage
FMITGA
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